AI Startup Studio Promises to Launch More Companies Than There Are Stars in the Sky — Or Your Money Back!

In a bold move that has left the business world both awestruck and slightly concerned, Henrik Werdelin's new venture, Audos, is set to revolutionize the startup scene. How, you ask? By using AI to launch 100,000 companies a year. That's right, folks. In the time it takes you to brew your morning coffee, Audos will have conceptualized, developed, and launched at least three new startups. Probably.

Werdelin, a man who clearly never sleeps, has shifted gears from his previous role at Prehype, where he only helped create 'tens' of startups a year. "That was child's play," Werdelin joked during a press conference that may or may not have been attended by actual journalists. "With Audos, we're thinking bigger. Much bigger. Like, 'if-we-succeed-there-won't-be-any-words-left-for-company-names' bigger."

The secret sauce? AI, of course. Because what problem can't be solved by throwing artificial intelligence at it? Audos's proprietary algorithm, whimsically named Startup-O-Matic 3000, reportedly combines machine learning, blockchain, and a dash of pixie dust to generate business ideas at a pace that would make even the most caffeinated entrepreneur dizzy.

• Step 1: AI dreams up a business concept (e.g., "Uber, but for cats").
• Step 2: AI creates a logo (probably a cat wearing sunglasses).
• Step 3: AI writes a viral Twitter thread about disrupting the pet transportation industry.
• Step 4: Profit?

Critics argue that perhaps not every business idea needs to exist, pointing to failed ventures like "Juicero 2: Electric Boogaloo" and "Blockchain-based Artisanal Toothpaste." But Werdelin remains undeterred. "Quantity has a quality all its own," he quipped, possibly while staring directly into the soul of capitalism itself.

As for the rest of us? Well, we can look forward to a future where every single one of our problems — no matter how niche or imaginary — has at least three startups vying to solve it. And if that's not progress, what is?