Canva's New AI: Now Your Designs Can Look Like Everyone Else's But Faster!

In a groundbreaking move that no one saw coming (because we were all too busy trying to figure out how to center a div), Canva has announced its latest feature: AI image generation. That's right, folks. Now, even your cat can design a logo. Probably better than you.

The company, known for making graphic design accessible to those of us who still think 'CMYK' is a typo, is now diving headfirst into the AI pool. "Why hire a designer when you can just ask our AI to do it for free?" said no Canva spokesperson ever (probably).

But wait, there's more! Canva is also rolling out interactive coding and spreadsheets. Because nothing says "I'm a creative professional" like debugging JavaScript in between choosing the perfect shade of millennial pink for your startup's Instagram post.

• AI Image Generation: Because originality is so 2010.
• Interactive Coding: For when you miss the adrenaline rush of your code not working at 2 AM.
• Spreadsheets: To finally answer the question, "What if Excel, but with more clipart?"

Artists and designers, who have been thrilled about AI's takeover of their industry, can now add Canva to their list of "Things That Keep Me Up at Night". "It's fine," said one anonymous artist, "I didn't want to pay rent this month anyway."

In conclusion, Canva's new features are a bold step into a future where creativity is measured in how many keywords you can stuff into a prompt. And we, for one, welcome our new AI overlords. Just don't ask them to draw hands.