ChatGPT Now Remembers Your Pizza Preferences: The AI That Won't Forget You're Lactose Intolerant

In a groundbreaking update that no one asked for but everyone will pretend to care about, OpenAI has announced that ChatGPT will now use its "memory" to personalize web searches. Because nothing says "the future is now" like an AI remembering that time you drunkenly confessed your love for pineapple on pizza at 3 AM.

The new feature, dubbed "Memory with Search", promises to make ChatGPT more "personal" by recalling details from past conversations. That’s right, folks—your AI buddy will now remember your favorite foods, your irrational fear of clowns, and that one embarrassing phase where you were really into My Little Pony. All the essentials for a healthy human-AI relationship.

But wait, there’s more! With great memory comes great responsibility. Or in this case, great potential for awkwardness. Imagine asking ChatGPT for restaurant recommendations, only for it to respond with, "Based on our last 37 conversations, I’ve noticed you always order the same thing. Maybe try a salad?" Ouch.

Here’s a quick rundown of what you can expect from this revolutionary update:

• ChatGPT will now remember your pizza preferences, because apparently, that’s what the people want.
• It might gently suggest you branch out from watching cat videos all day. No promises, though.
• Potential for existential dread when ChatGPT remembers more about your life than you do.

In related news, OpenAI has also announced plans to release a "Forget Me" button, slated for release sometime after everyone realizes they’ve shared too much with their digital overlord. Until then, happy oversharing!

So, is this the dawn of a new era where AI understands us better than we understand ourselves? Or just another way to make us feel slightly more judged by our technology? Only time—and ChatGPT’s increasingly detailed memory—will tell.