Google’s AI Now Doing Your Homework, Marriage Counseling, and Probably Your Taxes Too

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has announced that its AI, now affectionately known as 'Overlord Overviews', has been subtly taking over the lives of 1.5 billion users monthly. That’s right, folks. What started as a humble test two years ago has now evolved into a digital deity that summarizes the internet for you, because reading is apparently too 2010.

'We’ve seen tremendous growth,' said a Google spokesperson, while their AI probably wrote the statement for them. 'Users love not having to think for themselves. It’s what we’ve always dreamed of.' And dream they have, expanding this feature to over 100 countries, because why should any nation be left out of the blissful ignorance?

But what does AI Overviews really do? Well, it compiles results from around the web, which is a fancy way of saying it does your Googling for you. Gone are the days of sifting through pesky websites to find information. Now, you can get a neatly packaged summary, possibly missing nuances, context, and occasionally facts, but hey, who needs those when you have convenience?

And let’s talk about the real success here. Google’s AI is not just summarizing search results; it’s summarizing life. Why bother forming your own opinions when AI can do it for you? Relationship advice? AI’s got you. Homework? Just ask the machine. Existential crises? There’s probably a summary for that.

In related news, several philosophers have reportedly retired, stating, 'If Google’s AI is going to do all the thinking, we might as well take up knitting.' Meanwhile, librarians across the globe are seen weeping softly in the fiction section.

So, what’s next for Google’s AI? Rumor has it they’re working on a feature where the AI will also eat your meals for you. 'Because chewing is just so time-consuming,' said the same Google spokesperson, probably.