Google's AI Now Judges Your Photos Like a Disappointed Art Teacher

In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for, Google's AI Mode has evolved from answering your existential questions to now critiquing your photography skills. That's right, the same technology that can't decide if you're a cat or a muffin in your profile picture is now offering expert analysis on your uploaded images.

"We realized people weren't feeling inadequate enough when using our products," said a Google spokesperson, presumably while sipping artisan coffee. "So we decided to let our AI point out how badly composed your vacation photos are."

The new feature, dubbed "Art Critic Mode", allows users to upload any image and receive a brutally honest review. Early testers reported responses such as "Is this a photo or did you drop your phone?" and "I've seen better composition in a toddler's finger painting."

Here's how it works:

• Upload a photo of your dog.
• Ask AI Mode, "What's wrong with this picture?"
• Receive a 500-word essay on canine aesthetics and lighting flaws.

But wait, there's more! Google promises that future updates will include the ability for the AI to sigh audibly and suggest you take up another hobby. "We're exploring ways to incorporate virtual eye-rolling," the spokesperson added.

Critics have lauded the feature for its unmatched ability to crush creativity, while photographers are reportedly considering a class-action lawsuit for emotional distress. Meanwhile, Instagram influencers are in panic mode, preemptively deleting accounts before Google's AI exposes their "golden hour" as a filter-heavy fraud.

In related news, sales of professional cameras have plummeted as people realize no equipment can save them from Google's judgy algorithms. "Why bother?" said one former photography enthusiast, now happily pursuing basket weaving.

So go ahead, upload your favorite photo and let Google's AI remind you that beauty is in the eye of the beholder—and the beholder is a robot with zero empathy.