Google's NotebookLM Apps: Now You Can Preorder Your Digital Brain Before It Even Exists

In a move that has shocked absolutely no one, Google has announced that its NotebookLM apps for Android and iOS are now available for preorder. That's right, folks, you can now reserve your spot in line for an app that promises to organize your thoughts so you don't have to. Because thinking is hard, and remembering things is so last century.

According to app store listings, the digital savior is set to launch on May 20. That's if it remembers. Because, let's be honest, even AI has its off days. 'Sorry, I forgot to launch today. Can we reschedule?' – Google's NotebookLM, probably.

Since its grand debut in 2023, NotebookLM has been chained to the desktop like some sort of digital desk jockey. But now, Google is cutting the cord, letting this AI-based note-taking assistant run free in the wild. Soon, it'll be organizing your grocery lists and reminding you of your ex's birthday – because it cares, even if you don't.

Here's what you can expect from this revolutionary app:

• It'll remember things for you, so your brain can focus on more important tasks, like deciding which Netflix show to binge next.
• It'll research stuff, saving you from the horror of having to use your own judgment or, heaven forbid, read a book.
• It'll probably judge you silently when you ask it to find 'that thing with the guy from the place.'

But wait, there's more! Preorder now, and you'll get the exclusive privilege of waiting patiently until May 20, when you can finally start not remembering things in a more organized fashion. It's like Christmas morning, but instead of presents, you get the crushing realization that even technology can't fix your forgetfulness.

So, don't miss out on the chance to preorder NotebookLM today. Because the only thing better than an app that does your thinking for you is an app that doesn't even exist yet. But hey, at least you'll be first in line when it does. Maybe.