Last Chance to Join the AI Circus: TechCrunch's AI Extravaganza Needs Your Half-Baked Robot Ideas

Time is running out to throw your hat into the ring at TechCrunch Sessions: AI, the annual gathering where tech's brightest (and most delusional) minds come together to prove that their AI can definitely predict the stock market, cure loneliness, or make a decent cup of coffee. With less than a month left to claim your spot, the pressure is on to secure an exhibit table before they're all snatched up by startups whose entire business model is 'AI-powered blockchain for dogs.'

Why should you care? Because this is your golden ticket to the big leagues, baby! Imagine the glory of presenting your AI that sorts memes by emotional impact to a room full of venture capitalists who still think 'machine learning' is something their Roomba does. This is your moment to shine, or at least to bask in the reflective glow of someone else's PowerPoint.

But hurry! The deadline is approaching faster than you can say 'But wait, our AI just needs one more round of funding to actually work.' Here's what you're missing out on if you don't act now:

• A chance to network with people who will pretend to understand your pitch
• Free exposure to critics who will call your life's work 'just a fancy Excel spreadsheet'
• The opportunity to be photographed awkwardly standing next to a robot that's definitely not a guy in a suit

Don't let your AI dream die in the draft folder of your email. Reserve your exhibit table today and join the ranks of visionaries who are probably going to change the world, or at least get a sweet LinkedIn post out of it.