Last Chance to Join the AI Circus: TechCrunch's Side Event Frenzy Ends Tonight!

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the tech community (or at least through the inboxes of a few over-caffeinated marketers), TechCrunch Sessions: AI Week is giving you one final, desperate opportunity to host a Side Event. That's right, folks—tonight at 11:59 p.m. PT, the gates of AI relevance slam shut forever. Or at least until the next conference.

Why host a Side Event, you ask? Well, imagine the prestige of being the side dish to the main course of AI discourse. It's like being the opening act for a magician who only does card tricks. But hey, at least you'll be in the building, right?

Here's what you can expect from your Side Event experience:

• Unparalleled Exposure: To the three people who accidentally wander into your session looking for the bathroom.
• Networking Opportunities: With other brands who also missed the memo that AI is more than just a buzzword.
• A Chance to Shine: In a room that's either freezing or sweltering, with lighting that makes everyone look like they're in a zombie apocalypse.

Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something... well, something that's happening. Because in the fast-paced world of tech, today's groundbreaking innovation is tomorrow's 'Remember when we thought that was a good idea?' meme.

So hurry! Applications close tonight, and then it's back to the drawing board—or, more likely, back to spamming LinkedIn with posts about how AI is going to 'disrupt' the way we think about disrupting things.