Last Chance to Pay Big Bucks for the Privilege of Watching Robots Steal Our Jobs at TechCrunch Sessions: AI

In a move that shocks absolutely no one, TechCrunch is offering you the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to spend your hard-earned money on tickets to watch AI enthusiasts talk about how AI is going to revolutionize everything from your job to your love life. But hurry! You only have 7 days to save a whopping $210 and get 50% off a second ticket. Because nothing says "I love technology" like dragging a friend into this existential crisis with you.

Join over 1,000 of the world's most optimistic (or delusional) founders, investors, researchers, and innovators at UC Berkeley's Zellerbach Hall. Witness firsthand as they discuss how AI will definitely not lead to the downfall of humanity. Topics will include:

• How to train your AI to write better poetry than your English major roommate.
• The ethical implications of robots dating each other (spoiler: they're better at communication than we are).
• Why your job is probably already obsolete, but don't worry, there's always the gig economy.

And the best part? You'll get to network with people who are so excited about the future that they've completely forgotten about the present. So don't miss out on this chance to be part of the problem—or the solution, depending on which keynote speaker you ask.

Remember, this is your last chance to get these "early bird" prices. Because nothing motivates like artificial scarcity, especially when it's as artificial as the intelligence we're all here to celebrate.