Lightrun's AI Now Debugging Code and Bank Accounts with $70M Funding

In a world where AI promises to do everything from writing your emails to walking your dog, Lightrun has decided to tackle the Herculean task of debugging code in production. And by 'debugging,' we mean 'printing money,' because they just secured a cool $70 million in funding. That's right, folks, their AI is so good at fixing bugs, it even fixed their bank balance.

The startup, hailing from the land of milk, honey, and now apparently bug-free code, claims their AI can detect and fix issues faster than you can say 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the production environment.' Because let's face it, no one wants to be stuck in production when things go south.

With the explosion of AI-generated code, we've seen a corresponding explosion in bugs. It's like the universe's way of maintaining balance: for every line of code AI writes, there's a bug waiting to happen. Lightrun's solution? More AI, obviously. Because if AI created the problem, surely more AI can solve it. That's like using a fire to put out a fire, but hey, who are we to judge?

Here's how it works (or at least how we imagine it works):

• Step 1: Write code with AI because, let's be honest, you're too lazy to do it yourself.
• Step 2: Deploy said code to production because testing is for people who have time.
• Step 3: When everything inevitably breaks, call in Lightrun's AI to save the day.
• Step 4: Profit. Literally, in Lightrun's case.

In related news, developers worldwide are now praying to the tech gods for an AI that can debug their love lives. Because if AI can fix code, surely it can fix your disastrous Tinder profile, right?

So, here's to Lightrun and their $70 million. May their AI be as good at debugging as it is at securing funding. And may the rest of us find comfort in knowing that while our code might be a mess, at least it's not as messy as our attempts at adulting.