Meta's AI Now Officially Creeping Through Your EU Posts Like That One Friend Who Reads Your Diary

In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Meta has announced its plans to train its AI models on public content in the EU. Because clearly, the best way to understand humanity is by sifting through the chaotic abyss of Facebook rants and Instagram food pics.

"We're just trying to make AI more relatable," said a Meta spokesperson, while probably avoiding eye contact. "What better way to do that than by exposing it to the unfiltered glory of human online behavior?" From your aunt's questionable political posts to your ex's vaguebooking, nothing is sacred anymore.

Here's how it's going to work:

• Step 1: Collect every public post, comment, and meme in the EU.
• Step 2: Feed it to the AI like some kind of digital buffet.
• Step 3: Profit? (The AI might also develop existential dread, but that's a risk they're willing to take.)

Privacy advocates are, understandably, losing their minds. "This is like giving a toddler access to the internet and hoping for the best," one critic remarked. Meanwhile, Meta assures everyone that it's all perfectly legal because the content is public. Because nothing says "trust us" like a corporation mining your data under the guise of innovation.

So, what can we expect from this new AI? Well, if it's anything like the humans it's learning from, prepare for an AI that's passive-aggressive, overly dramatic, and possibly addicted to cat videos. The future is here, and it's just as messy as we feared.