TechCrunch Sessions: AI - The Hunger Games for Exhibit Tables

In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except everyone), TechCrunch Sessions: AI is upon us, and the exhibit tables are disappearing faster than your privacy on a free VPN. That's right, folks, it's time to arm wrestle your way into the last remaining spots before they're all gobbled up by startups with more money than sense.

Imagine this: a dystopian future where your groundbreaking AI that can finally tell the difference between a chihuahua and a muffin doesn't get seen because you hesitated for a nanosecond. "Should I exhibit?" you pondered, as the last table was snatched by a company that literally just rebranded Excel as "AI-Powered Data Optimization Cloud".

Here's the deal, in bullet points because we know you're skimming:

• Exhibit tables: More elusive than a bug-free software release
• Your product: Probably the next big thing, but no one will know if you're not there
• The competition: A bunch of folks who think blockchain is still cool

And let's talk about the venue. It's not just any place; it's where dreams are either made or crushed under the weight of unrealistic expectations. You'll be showcasing your life's work next to a guy whose AI does nothing but generate memes of Elon Musk. This is your moment.

So, what are you waiting for? An engraved invitation? A sign from the universe? Well, here it is: "Book your exhibit table now, or forever hold your peace in obscurity." Because in the fast-paced world of AI, today's innovation is tomorrow's "Wait, people actually thought that would work?"