Work for Free & Get a Front-Row Seat to Your Own Exploitation at TechCrunch’s AI Circus!

Are you tired of being paid for your labor like some kind of feudal peasant? Do you yearn for the sweet, sweet taste of uncompensated effort? Well, dust off your best "volunteer" smile because TechCrunch is offering you the opportunity of a lifetime to work for free at their AI event!

That’s right, folks. For the low, low price of your dignity and approximately 12 hours of manual labor, you too can earn a free ticket to TechCrunch Sessions: AI. Because nothing says "cutting-edge technology" like exploiting eager beavers who are just desperate to rub elbows with the tech elite.

Here’s what you’ll get to do as a volunteer:

• Stand around looking important while holding a clipboard
• Direct lost attendees to the nearest overpriced coffee cart
• Pretend to understand AI jargon so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of strangers

And the best part? You’ll be doing it all while wearing a free lanyard that screams, "I’m not important enough to be paid, but I’m here!"

But wait, there’s more! If you’re extra lucky, you might even get to:

• Fetch water for panelists who’ve forgotten what human interaction looks like
• Nod vigorously at incomprehensible tech buzzwords
• Witness firsthand how the sausage of tech conferences is made (spoiler: it’s mostly PowerPoint and regret)

Don’t miss out on this exclusive chance to pay with your time instead of money like some kind of capitalist loser. Apply now before all the good unpaid positions are taken by other desperate souls!