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Fivetran and Census Tie the Knot in Data Movement Marriage Made in Cloud Heaven

Fivetran acquires Census in a data movement extravaganza that's like peanut butter meeting jelly, but for tech nerds. Now your data can go on round trips!

Elon Musk Buys Another Toy: xAI Snags Generative Video Startup, World Wonders What's Next - Toaster AI?

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Elon Musk's AI venture, xAI, has gobbled up another startup, this time a generative AI video company named Hotshot. Because, clearly, the man behind flamet...

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