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ServiceNow's Shopping Spree: Buying AI Startups Like They're Going Out of Style

ServiceNow's latest acquisition of Data.World (now Declan) is just another step in its quest to buy all the AI startups. Because why solve problems when you can just buy them?

AI Researcher's New Startup: Because Who Needs Humans Anyway?

In a move that shocked absolutely no one in Silicon Valley, famed AI researcher Dr. Rob O'Reilly has launched a startup called Mechanize, with the modest goal of replacing all ...

AI Startup Artisan Raises $25M to Replace Humans, Immediately Hires Humans Because AI Can't Make Coffee

In a move that has left both investors and sarcastic tech journalists utterly flabbergasted, Artisan, the AI startup that vowed to 'stop hiring humans', has just secured a cool $25...

AI Charitable Bots: Now Begging for Change So You Don’t Have To!

In a world where your toaster judges your life choices, it was only a matter of time before AI started hitting us up for spare change. Enter Sage Future, the nonprofit that’s decid...

Shopify CEO Mandates AI Over Humans: 'Because Robots Don't Need Coffee Breaks'

In a move that has left employees and office coffee machines equally devastated, Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke has issued a groundbreaking memo: 'Why hire humans when AI doesn't take lunch breaks?...

Arcade Secures $12M to Teach AI Agents to Stop Being Jerks

In a groundbreaking move that has the tech world buzzing, Arcade, the startup that promises to make AI agents less insufferable, has just bagged a cool $12 million. The funding comes from Laude Ven...

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