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AI Researcher's New Startup: Because Who Needs Humans Anyway?

In a move that shocked absolutely no one in Silicon Valley, famed AI researcher Dr. Rob O'Reilly has launched a startup called Mechanize, with the modest goal of replacing all ...

AI Startup Artisan Raises $25M to Replace Humans, Immediately Hires Humans Because AI Can't Make Coffee

In a move that has left both investors and sarcastic tech journalists utterly flabbergasted, Artisan, the AI startup that vowed to 'stop hiring humans', has just secured a cool $25...

AI Charitable Bots: Now Begging for Change So You Don’t Have To!

In a world where your toaster judges your life choices, it was only a matter of time before AI started hitting us up for spare change. Enter Sage Future, the nonprofit that’s decid...

Shopify CEO Mandates AI Over Humans: 'Because Robots Don't Need Coffee Breaks'

In a move that has left employees and office coffee machines equally devastated, Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke has issued a groundbreaking memo: 'Why hire humans when AI doesn't take lunch breaks?...

Arcade Secures $12M to Teach AI Agents to Stop Being Jerks

In a groundbreaking move that has the tech world buzzing, Arcade, the startup that promises to make AI agents less insufferable, has just bagged a cool $12 million. The funding comes from Laude Ven...

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