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OpenAI's GPT-4.1: Because Who Needs Safety Reports When You Have Flashy Benchmarks?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's been paying attention, OpenAI has decided to release GPT-4.1 without the pesky inconvenience of a safety report. That's right, folks, the company that...
Google's Gemini Models: Speeding Through AI Development Like a Teenager with a Learner's Permit
In a move that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly terrified, Google has decided that the best way to compete in the AI arms race is to adopt the 'move fast and break ...
Mar 19, 2025
Fei-Fei Li Leads Charge in Preemptively Suing AI for Crimes It Might Commit in the Future
In a groundbreaking move that has left both the tech and legal communities scratching their heads, a policy group co-led by none other than AI luminary Fei-Fei Li has suggested that we start drafti...