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Amazon's 'Coincidental' Book Sale: A Masterclass in Corporate 'Support' for Small Businesses

Amazon's latest book sale hilariously overlaps with Independent Bookstore Day, proving once again that timing is everything when you're a corporate giant with a 'heart'.
Apr 13, 2025

Amazon Drivers: The Unsung Heroes of Your Midlife Crisis and Package Deliveries

In a world where your Alexa device judges your music choices and your fridge orders more kale than you could ever eat, Amazon is once again pushing the envelope. This time, they're turning their de...

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy Declares AI Investment or Die Trying - A Satirical Survival Guide

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy has boldly declared that companies must invest "aggressively" in AI or risk becoming as releva...

Amazon’s New AI Agent: Because Who Needs Free Will When Shopping?

In a groundbreaking move that has left both consumers and their wallets trembling, Amazon has announced its latest innovation: Buy for Me, an AI shopping agent that essentially rem...

Amazon's New AI Feature: Because You Definitely Needed More Reasons to Spend Money

In a bold move that absolutely no one saw coming, Amazon has decided to double down on its mission to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Introducing "Interests", the...

Amazon Echo Decides Your Secrets Are Too Juicy to Stay Local, Sends Everything to the Cloud

In a groundbreaking move that redefines the concept of privacy, Amazon has announced that starting March 28, your Echo device will no longer keep your voice recordings to itself. That's right, folk...

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