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Apr 25, 2025

Anthropic's Claude Code vs. OpenAI's Codex CLI: A Tale of Two Coding Tools and One Very Sad Developer

A satirical take on the showdown between Anthropic's Claude Code and OpenAI's Codex CLI, featuring legal drama, developer woes, and a hamster on a wheel.
Apr 24, 2025

Anthropic's New AI 'Model Welfare' Program: Because Even Robots Need a Hug Sometimes

Anthropic's new AI 'model welfare' program explores if robots need hugs too, in a move that's either groundbreaking or just really, really funny.

Claude the Creepy: Your New AI Overlord Now Snoops Through Your Emails

In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone), Anthropic has decided that what the world really needs is an AI that can rifle through your personal correspondence like a nosy neighb...

Claude's $200 'Max' Subscription: Because Your Chatbot Deserves the Champagne of AI

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Anthropic has decided that if OpenAI can charge an arm and a leg for their AI, so can they. Enter Claude Max, the new $200-a-month subscri...

AI Charitable Bots: Now Begging for Change So You Don’t Have To!

In a world where your toaster judges your life choices, it was only a matter of time before AI started hitting us up for spare change. Enter Sage Future, the nonprofit that’s decid...

Claude for Education: Because Students Need Another Excuse to Not Read the Textbook

In a groundbreaking move that will surely revolutionize the way students avoid doing actual work, Anthropic has unveiled its latest masterpiece: Claude for Education. This new tier...

AI Models: Because Humans Are Too Last Century

In a world where asking Siri to set a timer is considered a peak human achievement, AI models are here to remind us just how inadequate we really are. Confused about which AI model to use?<...

Mar 21, 2025

Claude's Web Search: Sponsored by Brave, Brought to You by the Ghost of Internet Explorer

In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world both bewildered and mildly amused, Anthropic has decided to outfit its AI-powered chatbot, Claude, with a web search feature. But here's the tw...

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