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OpenAI Eats Rivals for Breakfast: Enterprises Flock to AI Overlord Like It's Black Friday
2025: The Year U.S. Semiconductors Decided to Throw a Drama-Filled Party
Anthropic to Gov: 'Cool AI Chip Restrictions, But Can We Add Some RGB Lighting?'
Claude the Creepy: Your New AI Overlord Now Snoops Through Your Emails
In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone), Anthropic has decided that what the world really needs is an AI that can rifle through your personal correspondence like a nosy neighb...
Claude's $200 'Max' Subscription: Because Your Chatbot Deserves the Champagne of AI
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Anthropic has decided that if OpenAI can charge an arm and a leg for their AI, so can they. Enter Claude Max, the new $200-a-month subscri...
AI Charitable Bots: Now Begging for Change So You Don’t Have To!
In a world where your toaster judges your life choices, it was only a matter of time before AI started hitting us up for spare change. Enter Sage Future, the nonprofit that’s decid...
Claude for Education: Because Students Need Another Excuse to Not Read the Textbook
In a groundbreaking move that will surely revolutionize the way students avoid doing actual work, Anthropic has unveiled its latest masterpiece: Claude for Education. This new tier...
AI Models: Because Humans Are Too Last Century
In a world where asking Siri to set a timer is considered a peak human achievement, AI models are here to remind us just how inadequate we really are. Confused about which AI model to use?<...
Claude's Web Search: Sponsored by Brave, Brought to You by the Ghost of Internet Explorer
In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world both bewildered and mildly amused, Anthropic has decided to outfit its AI-powered chatbot, Claude, with a web search feature. But here's the tw...