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Apps Commerce Epic Games Apple app store

May 8, 2025

Apple's Epic Tantrum: Delaying the Inevitable Like a Toddler with a Stolen Cookie

Apple's latest legal drama over app payments is as predictable as it is entertaining. Will they ever learn to share? Dive into the satire of corporate greed and developer relief.

Apps AI Perplexity Apple

May 7, 2025

Apple's Safari to Now Ask AI 'What Should I Google?' In Groundbreaking Innovation

Apple's Safari is set to introduce AI search engines that'll guess what you want to search, proving once again that the future is just asking AIs to talk to other AIs for us.

AI In Brief Startups Anthropic Apple Apple Intelligence

May 2, 2025

Apple and Anthropic's New AI: Because Coders Need More Vibes and Less Work

Apple and Anthropic are bringing vibes to coding with their new AI platform. Because what programmers really need is more zen and less functionality.

Commerce Tariffs Apple

May 1, 2025

Tim Cook Discovers $900M Under His Tariff Couch Cushions, Future as Uncertain as Your Love Life

Tim Cook reveals tariffs will cost Apple $900M, but don't worry, they'll probably just raise the price of AirPods again. Stay tuned for more financial fun!

Apple News

Apple's Epic Tantrum: Delaying the Inevitable Like a Toddler with a Stolen Cookie

Apple's Safari to Now Ask AI 'What Should I Google?' In Groundbreaking Innovation

Apple and Anthropic's New AI: Because Coders Need More Vibes and Less Work

Tim Cook Discovers $900M Under His Tariff Couch Cushions, Future as Uncertain as Your Love Life

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