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Ex-Tesla Team Creates 'Atomic' AI to Save Supply Chains from Themselves (Because Humans Clearly Can't)
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, former Tesla supply chain leaders have decided that the best way to prevent another near-apocalyptic production meltdown is to remove humans from the equat...
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy Declares AI Investment or Die Trying - A Satirical Survival Guide
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy has boldly declared that companies must invest "aggressively" in AI or risk becoming as releva...
Intel Capital's Midlife Crisis: From Chip Daddy to Startup Sugar Baby
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's ever witnessed a midlife crisis, Intel Capital has decided it's time to leave the nest, trade in its minivan for a Tesla, and start swiping right on s...