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Meta’s New AI: Because Who Needs Humans When You Have Algorithms?
TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Your Chance to Speak (Or Just Brag About Your Startup in Front of 10,000 People)
TechCrunch Sessions: AI - The Hunger Games for Exhibit Tables
In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except everyone), TechCrunch Sessions: AI is upon us, and the exhibit tables are disappearing faster than your privacy on a fre...
Salva Health: Because Waiting for a Tragedy to Innovate is So Last Decade
In a world where startups are usually about delivering pizza via drone or another app to "disrupt" your morning coffee, Salva Health emerges as the unicorn we didn't know we needed. Yes, f...
TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Your Golden Ticket to Silicon Valley Stardom (or at Least Free Wi-Fi)
Do you have a revolutionary idea that's just a PowerPoint presentation away from changing the world? Or perhaps you've mastered the art of nodding thoughtfully while someone says <...
ReactWise: Where AI Mixes Potions Faster Than a Hogwarts Dropout
In a world where time is money and patience is as rare as a unicorn in a lab coat, ReactWise, the Cambridge-based wizardry school for AI, is stirring the pot—literally. Backed by Y Combinator, this...
Travis Kalanick's CloudKitchens: Cooking Up a Storm or Just Hot Air?
In a world where the line between visionary and 'just plain out there' is thinner than a slice of artisanal toast, Travis Kalanick, the man who brought us the joy of arguing with strangers in the b...