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Apr 16, 2025

Microsoft's New AI Model So Lightweight It Could Run on Your Grandma's Toaster (If She Had One)

In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly confused, Microsoft researchers claim to have developed an AI model so efficient it can run on a CPU. Yes, you...

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