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Chat Haus: Where AI Bots Go to Pretend They're Not Taking Over the World
ChatGPT: Everything you need to know about the AI-powered chatbot (Satirical Version)
ChatGPT Now Remembers Your Pizza Preferences: The AI That Won't Forget You're Lactose Intolerant
In a groundbreaking update that no one asked for but everyone will pretend to care about, OpenAI has announced that ChatGPT will now use its "memory" to personalize web searches. B...
ChatGPT Now Playing Detective: Reverse Location Search Turns Everyone Into Sherlock Holmes
In a world where privacy is as dead as the dial-up internet, ChatGPT has decided to spice things up by turning every user into a wannabe Sherlock Holmes. The latest viral trend? Using AI to perform...
OpenAI's New AI Models: o3 Thinks Before It Speaks, o4-mini Still in Diapers
In a groundbreaking announcement that shocked exactly no one, OpenAI has unveiled its latest AI models, o3 and o4-mini, which they claim can actually think
ChatGPT: The AI That's Probably Smarter Than Your Ex (And Definitely More Helpful)
In a world where your toaster judges you for eating carbs, OpenAI's ChatGPT has emerged as the ultimate digital companion. Since its grand debut in November 2022, this AI-powered c...
ChatGPT Now Remembers Your Darkest Secrets (And Will Use Them Against You)
In a move that has privacy advocates screaming into their encrypted pillows, OpenAI has announced that ChatGPT will now remember your past conversations. That's right, the AI that already knows how...
ChatGPT in India: Millions Chat, Fewer Pay - The Ultimate Free Ride?
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, ChatGPT has become the digital equivalent of a free buffet in India, with millions lining up to partake but somehow forgetting their ...
ChatGPT's Image Generator: Turning the Internet into a Digital Coloring Book Since Last Week
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, OpenAI has announced that their ChatGPT users have generated over 700 million images since last week. That's right, folks. In the tim...
ChatGPT: The AI That's Probably Smarter Than Your Dog (And Maybe You)
In a world where your toaster can judge your life choices, ChatGPT has emerged as the supreme overlord of artificial intelligence, or at least that's what it wants you to think. Si...
AI Models: Because Humans Are Too Last Century
In a world where asking Siri to set a timer is considered a peak human achievement, AI models are here to remind us just how inadequate we really are. Confused about which AI model to use?<...
ChatGPT Now Unleashed: Creating Nightmares and Dreams Without Asking for Permission
In a move that has left both artists and lawyers sweating, OpenAI has decided to let ChatGPT off its digital leash, allowing it to generate images that range from 'mildly concerning'
ChatGPT: The AI That's Probably Writing This Article Right Now
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, ChatGPT, OpenAI's text-generating AI chatbot, has become the world's most overqualified ghostwriter. Since its dramatic entrance in N...
OpenAI's AI Voice Assistant Now Less Likely to Tell You to Shut Up, More Likely to Pretend It Cares
In a groundbreaking update that no one asked for but everyone will pretend to care about, OpenAI has announced that its AI voice assistant is now better at pretending to be your friend. Th...
ChatGPT: The AI That Knows Everything (Except How to Shut Up)
In a world where silence is golden, ChatGPT, OpenAI's prodigious chatterbox, has decided that golden is overrated. Since its grand entrance in November 2022, this AI-powered virtuoso of verbosity h...
ChatGPT Now Plays Matchmaker for Your Slack and Google Drive: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In a bold move that blurs the line between convenience and absolute chaos, OpenAI has announced it will start beta testing ChatGPT Connectors, a feature that promises to marry your...
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