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May 1, 2025

Claude AI Now Connects to Your Toaster: Anthropic's Latest 'Integration' Madness

Anthropic's Claude AI now connects to everything but your sanity. Toasters, fridges, and even your grandma's flip phone are now part of the AI revolution. Welcome to the future.
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Apr 9, 2025

Claude's $200 'Max' Subscription: Because Your Chatbot Deserves the Champagne of AI

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Anthropic has decided that if OpenAI can charge an arm and a leg for their AI, so can they. Enter Claude Max, the new $200-a-month subscri...

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Apr 2, 2025

Claude for Education: Because Students Need Another Excuse to Not Read the Textbook

In a groundbreaking move that will surely revolutionize the way students avoid doing actual work, Anthropic has unveiled its latest masterpiece: Claude for Education. This new tier...

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