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TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Your Chance to Speak (Or Just Brag About Your Startup in Front of 10,000 People)

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is calling all self-proclaimed tech gurus to speak (or just show off). Will your startup be the next big flop? Apply now!

Google's AI Now Tackles Gridlock: Because Bureaucracy Was Too Efficient

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Google has announced its latest AI venture: untangling the "spaghetti junction" of the electrical grid's bureaucracy. Because, ...

Trump's Revolutionary Plan: Powering Data Centers with Coal Because Nothing Says 'Future' Like the 1800s

In a groundbreaking move that has left environmentalists weeping and historians scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump has announced his latest masterstroke: endorsing coal as the pr...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Your Golden Ticket to Silicon Valley Stardom (or at Least Free Wi-Fi)

Do you have a revolutionary idea that's just a PowerPoint presentation away from changing the world? Or perhaps you've mastered the art of nodding thoughtfully while someone says <...

Nvidia's AI to Fix AI-Induced Grid Meltdowns: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

In a move that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly terrified, Nvidia has announced its latest plan: using AI to fix the catastrophic electrical grid failures caused by... you guessed i...

Microsoft's Solar-Powered AI Data Centers: Because the Sun Never Crashes

In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world both dazzled and slightly sunburned, Microsoft has announced its latest venture into renewable energy. The tech giant has signed a cosmic deal ...

Palmetto's AI Dreams Big: Wants to Electrify America by Turning Every Birdhouse into a Power Plant

In a groundbreaking announcement that's electrifying the tech world (pun absolutely intended), Palmetto has unveiled its latest plan to harness the power of AI, software developers, and sheer audac...

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