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Microsoft's AI Attempts to Resurrect Quake II, Results Are... Interesting

In a move that shocked approximately no one, Microsoft has decided to let its AI, Copilot, take a stab at game development. The result? A "playable" level of Quake II that's about as faith...

Apr 4, 2025

GitHub Copilot Now Charges Extra for Your AI to Have 'Fancy Thoughts'

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, GitHub Copilot has decided that thinking outside the box should come at a premium. That's right, folks, your AI coding assistant now has 'premium r...

Microsoft's Copilot Now Browsing the Web for You: Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Microsoft has decided that its AI-powered Copilot isn't quite invasive enough. For its 50th birthday, Microsoft gifted Copilot the ability to brows...

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