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OpenAI's Stargate: The Galactic Domination Tour Now Accepting Applications from Earthlings
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI's Stargate project, the $500 billion brainchild of tech's most ambitious (or delusional) minds, is now eyeing internationa...
Apr 8, 2025
Trump's Revolutionary Plan: Powering Data Centers with Coal Because Nothing Says 'Future' Like the 1800s
In a groundbreaking move that has left environmentalists weeping and historians scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump has announced his latest masterstroke: endorsing coal as the pr...
Nvidia's AI to Fix AI-Induced Grid Meltdowns: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In a move that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly terrified, Nvidia has announced its latest plan: using AI to fix the catastrophic electrical grid failures caused by... you guessed i...