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Apr 26, 2025
Elon Musk's xAI Holdings to Raise $20 Billion, Because Why Not?
Elon Musk's xAI Holdings is raising $20 billion because, apparently, the man doesn't have enough toys yet. Dive into the absurdity of tech's latest funding frenzy.
Elon Musk Merges xAI and X: Because One Chaotic Empire Wasn't Enough
In a move that surprised absolutely no one (because let's face it, when has Elon Musk ever done anything predictable?), the tech mogul has decided to merge his AI startup, xAI, with his social medi...
Elon's AI Grok Gets Grilled: Ireland's Data Cops Investigate X's 'Creative' Use of Your Secrets
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe everyone), Ireland's Data Protection Commission (DPC) has decided to take a closer look at how X, Elon Musk's social med...
Elon Musk’s X: The $44 Billion Dollar Yo-Yo
In a shocking turn of events that has left financial analysts and casual observers alike scratching their heads, Elon Musk's social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter, for those who are st...