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Meta’s New AI: Because Who Needs Humans When You Have Algorithms?
Cluely: The AI That Promises to Make Cheating Great Again (Until It Gets You Fired)
SPACs Are Back (Because Apparently, We Forgot How Bad They Were)
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who hasn't been paying attention since 2021, Kodiak Robotics has decided to dust off the ol' SPAC playbook. That's right, folks – the S...
Meta's Llama Drama: When AI Releases Are as Exciting as Watching Paint Dry
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Meta decided to drop not one, not two, but three new AI models over the weekend. Because when you're losing relevance in the AI arms race, why not...
HR Tech or Spy Tech? Rippling's Lawsuit Against Deel Reads Like a Bad Bond Movie
In a turn of events that has everyone questioning whether they're in HR tech or a poorly scripted spy movie, Rippling has filed a lawsuit against Deel that's more ...
Salva Health: Because Waiting for a Tragedy to Innovate is So Last Decade
In a world where startups are usually about delivering pizza via drone or another app to "disrupt" your morning coffee, Salva Health emerges as the unicorn we didn't know we needed. Yes, f...
OpenAI Spends $40 Billion to Turn Your Cat Photos into Studio Ghibli Masterpieces
In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and anime fans scratching their heads, OpenAI has reportedly secured a whopping $40 billion in funding. The goal? To achieve ...
AI or Die: AngelList CEO Declares Every Startup Must Now Be an AI Startup or Face Extinction
In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the tech industry, AngelList CEO Avlok Kohli has declared that every software company must now be an AI company, or ...
OpenAI and Microsoft: A Love Story Written in Cloud Code
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI and Microsoft have decided to take their complicated relationship to the next level by involving a third party, CoreWeave. Because, why not...