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Ex-Tesla Team Creates 'Atomic' AI to Save Supply Chains from Themselves (Because Humans Clearly Can't)

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, former Tesla supply chain leaders have decided that the best way to prevent another near-apocalyptic production meltdown is to remove humans from the equat...

AI Startup Artisan Raises $25M to Replace Humans, Immediately Hires Humans Because AI Can't Make Coffee

In a move that has left both investors and sarcastic tech journalists utterly flabbergasted, Artisan, the AI startup that vowed to 'stop hiring humans', has just secured a cool $25...

Actively AI Bags $22.5M to Outdo 'Dumb' AI Sales Bots - Because Apparently, They Can't Even Fake Enthusiasm

In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except everyone), Actively AI has secured a whopping $22.5 million to teach AI how to sell stuff without sounding like...

Kubernetes Clusters So Confusing, Company Hires 15 People Just to Figure Out Where They Put Them

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, a company has admitted that managing Kubernetes clusters is, in fact, as confusing as trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the i...

Prezent AI: Solving Humanity's Greatest Problem - Boring PowerPoints

In a groundbreaking move that has left the world of corporate presentations gasping for air, Prezent has secured a whopping $20 million in funding. Their mission? To revolutionize the way we sleep ...

ChatGPT Now Plays Matchmaker for Your Slack and Google Drive: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

In a bold move that blurs the line between convenience and absolute chaos, OpenAI has announced it will start beta testing ChatGPT Connectors, a feature that promises to marry your...

ReactWise: Where AI Mixes Potions Faster Than a Hogwarts Dropout

In a world where time is money and patience is as rare as a unicorn in a lab coat, ReactWise, the Cambridge-based wizardry school for AI, is stirring the pot—literally. Backed by Y Combinator, this...

Palmetto's AI Dreams Big: Wants to Electrify America by Turning Every Birdhouse into a Power Plant

In a groundbreaking announcement that's electrifying the tech world (pun absolutely intended), Palmetto has unveiled its latest plan to harness the power of AI, software developers, and sheer audac...

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