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DoorDash Decides to Buy Everything But the Kitchen Sink for $5.05B, Including Your Local Pizza Guy

DoorDash is buying up the competition and possibly your local eateries in a $5.05B spree that promises to deliver everything but market diversity. Feast your eyes on the future of food delivery monopolies!

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