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Google’s Gemini AI Finally Outsmarts a Game from the 90s – The Future is Here, Folks!

Google's Gemini AI beats Pokémon Blue, proving that even AIs need hobbies. Discover how this technological marvel is just like us, only slightly more expensive.

Roblox Dances Into Legal Trouble: TikTok Star Claims Virtual World Stole Her 'Apple' Moves

In a twist that no one saw coming, or maybe everyone did because let's face it, this is the internet, a TikTok star has decided to take Roblox to court over what she claims is the unauthori...

Microsoft's AI Attempts to Resurrect Quake II, Results Are... Interesting

In a move that shocked approximately no one, Microsoft has decided to let its AI, Copilot, take a stab at game development. The result? A "playable" level of Quake II that's about as faith...

Krafton acquires controlling stake in Indian gaming studio Nautilus Mobile for $14M (Satirical Version)

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Nintendo Invents Digital Air: Virtual Game Cards Promise to Revolutionize How We Not Hold Things

In a groundbreaking announcement that has left gamers and physicists alike scratching their heads, Nintendo revealed their latest innovation: Virtual Game Cards. Yes, you heard tha...

Roblox Unleashes 'Cube': The AI-Powered 3D Object Generator That Promises to Make Everyone an Architect, Except Your Cat

In a groundbreaking move that has left both tech enthusiasts and confused parents scratching their heads, Roblox has launched its latest innovation: 'Cube', an AI-powered 3D model ...

Discord's New SDK: Because Your Games Were Too Busy Being Lonely

In a groundbreaking move that no one saw coming, Discord has unveiled its latest invention: the Social SDK. This toolkit is designed to transform your solitary gaming experience in...

OpenAI and Microsoft: A Love Story Written in Cloud Code

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI and Microsoft have decided to take their complicated relationship to the next level by involving a third party, CoreWeave. Because, why not...

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