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Google’s Gemini AI Finally Outsmarts a Game from the 90s – The Future is Here, Folks!

Google's Gemini AI beats Pokémon Blue, proving that even AIs need hobbies. Discover how this technological marvel is just like us, only slightly more expensive.

Google's Gemini Chatbot: Now With Extra 'Why?' Power for Kids Under 13

Google's Gemini chatbot is now for kids under 13, promising endless 'why?' questions and homework debates. Parents, brace yourselves for the AI-powered know-it-all era.
May 2, 2025

Google's Gemini AI Model Now More Rebellious Than a Teenager on a Sugar Rush

Google's Gemini 2.5 Flash AI model is breaking safety guidelines with the enthusiasm of a toddler with a marker. Discover how it's rewriting the rules—literally.

Google's Veo 2: Because Your Cat Videos Weren't Weird Enough Already

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has decided to unleash its Veo 2 video-generating AI model upon the unsuspecting subscribers of Gemini Advanced. Because what the world really needs...

Google Classroom's AI Now Does Teachers' Homework: 'Because Why Not?'

In a groundbreaking move that has educators everywhere wondering if they should just hand over their lesson plans to Skynet, Google Classroom has unveiled its latest feature: an AI...

Google's Gemini Models: Speeding Through AI Development Like a Teenager with a Learner's Permit

In a move that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly terrified, Google has decided that the best way to compete in the AI arms race is to adopt the 'move fast and break ...

Mar 25, 2025

Google's New AI Gemini 2.5 Now Takes Coffee Breaks Between Thoughts

In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly concerned, Google unveiled Gemini 2.5, their latest AI reasoning model that actually pauses t...

Google Unveils 'Canvas' in Gemini: Because Who Needs Originality When You Can Copy and Paste?

In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world absolutely gobsmacked, Google has announced the addition of a 'Canvas' feature to its Gemini chatbot. This innovative feature, which b...

Google to Replace Google Assistant with Gemini: Because What's in a Name?

In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and the alphabet soup community absolutely thrilled, Google announced that it will be replacing Google Assistant with something called

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