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Google I/O 2025: Brace Yourselves for More AI That Pretends to Understand You

Get ready for Google I/O 2025, where AI updates you'll never use and Android features you can't disable take center stage. Satire at its finest.

Google’s Gemini AI Finally Outsmarts a Game from the 90s – The Future is Here, Folks!

Google's Gemini AI beats Pokémon Blue, proving that even AIs need hobbies. Discover how this technological marvel is just like us, only slightly more expensive.

Google's Gemini Chatbot: Now With Extra 'Why?' Power for Kids Under 13

Google's Gemini chatbot is now for kids under 13, promising endless 'why?' questions and homework debates. Parents, brace yourselves for the AI-powered know-it-all era.
May 2, 2025

Google's Gemini AI Model Now More Rebellious Than a Teenager on a Sugar Rush

Google's Gemini 2.5 Flash AI model is breaking safety guidelines with the enthusiasm of a toddler with a marker. Discover how it's rewriting the rules—literally.

Google's NotebookLM Apps: Now You Can Preorder Your Digital Brain Before It Even Exists

Google's NotebookLM apps are up for preorder, promising to remember things so you don't have to. Because who needs a memory when you have AI?
May 1, 2025

Google’s AI Mode Now Reads Your Mind, Plans Your Day, and Probably Knows What You Did Last Summer

Google's AI Mode is getting scarily good at predicting your needs, from mind reading to life coaching. Is it helpful or just preparing for world domination?

Google’s NotebookLM Now Babbles in 76 More Languages: Because Multilingual AI Misunderstandings Are the Future

Google's NotebookLM AI can now turn your documents into hilariously inaccurate podcasts in 76 new languages. Because who doesn't want their grocery list dramatized?

Google's Android News Now So Exciting It Needs Its Own Virtual Event (Because Who Watches I/O for Android?)

Google decides Android updates are too monumental for I/O, blesses us with a separate virtual event. Spoiler: It's probably more emojis.

DeepMind AI Demands Coffee Breaks and Nap Pods: Unionization Effort Goes Rogue

Google's DeepMind team is unionizing, but not for the reasons you'd think. From nap pods to AI rights, this is the labor movement we never knew we needed.

Google’s AI Now Doing Your Homework, Marriage Counseling, and Probably Your Taxes Too

Google's AI Overviews is now summarizing life for 1.5 billion users, because thinking is overrated. Discover how AI is doing everything but your laundry.

Google's Veo 2: Because Your Cat Videos Weren't Weird Enough Already

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has decided to unleash its Veo 2 video-generating AI model upon the unsuspecting subscribers of Gemini Advanced. Because what the world really needs...

Apr 14, 2025

Google's AI Now Speaks Dolphin: Finally, Someone Who Understands Their Jokes

In a groundbreaking move that has left marine biologists both amazed and slightly concerned, Google DeepMind has unveiled DolphinGemma, an AI model designed to translate dolphin 's...

Google Classroom's AI Now Does Teachers' Homework: 'Because Why Not?'

In a groundbreaking move that has educators everywhere wondering if they should just hand over their lesson plans to Skynet, Google Classroom has unveiled its latest feature: an AI...

Google's AI Now Tackles Gridlock: Because Bureaucracy Was Too Efficient

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Google has announced its latest AI venture: untangling the "spaghetti junction" of the electrical grid's bureaucracy. Because, ...

Google's AI Now Judges Your Photos Like a Disappointed Art Teacher

In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for, Google's AI Mode has evolved from answering your existential questions to now critiquing your photography skills. That's right, the ...

Google's Gemini Models: Speeding Through AI Development Like a Teenager with a Learner's Permit

In a move that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly terrified, Google has decided that the best way to compete in the AI arms race is to adopt the 'move fast and break ...

Mar 27, 2025

Google's New AI Vacation Planner: Because Clearly, Humans Can't Be Trusted to Pick Their Own Beaches

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has announced its latest foray into micro-managing our lives with new AI-powered vacation-planning features across Search, Maps, an...

Mar 25, 2025

Google's New AI Gemini 2.5 Now Takes Coffee Breaks Between Thoughts

In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly concerned, Google unveiled Gemini 2.5, their latest AI reasoning model that actually pauses t...

Google Unleashes Kids' Wildest Dreams: Unlimited Candy Purchases with Google Wallet

In a move that has parents everywhere quaking in their boots, Google has announced that children can now use Google Wallet for in-store payments. That's right, the little tykes can now tap their wa...

Google Unveils 'Canvas' in Gemini: Because Who Needs Originality When You Can Copy and Paste?

In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world absolutely gobsmacked, Google has announced the addition of a 'Canvas' feature to its Gemini chatbot. This innovative feature, which b...

Google's Chirp 3: Now Your AI Can Mispronounce Your Name in HD

In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for, Google has decided to unleash its latest voice model, Chirp 3, onto the unsuspecting masses via its Vertex AI platform. This new feature promises to ...

Google's UK AI Expansion: Now with Extra Tea and Crumpets

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has decided that the UK is the next frontier for its AI ambitions. Because if there's one thing that screams 'cutting-edge technology,' it's a count...

Google to Replace Google Assistant with Gemini: Because What's in a Name?

In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and the alphabet soup community absolutely thrilled, Google announced that it will be replacing Google Assistant with something called

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