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Google’s Gemini AI Finally Outsmarts a Game from the 90s – The Future is Here, Folks!
Google's NotebookLM Apps: Now You Can Preorder Your Digital Brain Before It Even Exists
Google’s NotebookLM Now Babbles in 76 More Languages: Because Multilingual AI Misunderstandings Are the Future
Google's Android News Now So Exciting It Needs Its Own Virtual Event (Because Who Watches I/O for Android?)
DeepMind AI Demands Coffee Breaks and Nap Pods: Unionization Effort Goes Rogue
Google’s AI Now Doing Your Homework, Marriage Counseling, and Probably Your Taxes Too
Google's Veo 2: Because Your Cat Videos Weren't Weird Enough Already
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has decided to unleash its Veo 2 video-generating AI model upon the unsuspecting subscribers of Gemini Advanced. Because what the world really needs...
Google Classroom's AI Now Does Teachers' Homework: 'Because Why Not?'
In a groundbreaking move that has educators everywhere wondering if they should just hand over their lesson plans to Skynet, Google Classroom has unveiled its latest feature: an AI...
Google's AI Now Tackles Gridlock: Because Bureaucracy Was Too Efficient
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Google has announced its latest AI venture: untangling the "spaghetti junction" of the electrical grid's bureaucracy. Because, ...
Google's AI Now Judges Your Photos Like a Disappointed Art Teacher
In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for, Google's AI Mode has evolved from answering your existential questions to now critiquing your photography skills. That's right, the ...
Google's Gemini Models: Speeding Through AI Development Like a Teenager with a Learner's Permit
In a move that has left the tech world both amazed and slightly terrified, Google has decided that the best way to compete in the AI arms race is to adopt the 'move fast and break ...
Google's New AI Vacation Planner: Because Clearly, Humans Can't Be Trusted to Pick Their Own Beaches
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has announced its latest foray into micro-managing our lives with new AI-powered vacation-planning features across Search, Maps, an...
Google Unleashes Kids' Wildest Dreams: Unlimited Candy Purchases with Google Wallet
In a move that has parents everywhere quaking in their boots, Google has announced that children can now use Google Wallet for in-store payments. That's right, the little tykes can now tap their wa...
Google Unveils 'Canvas' in Gemini: Because Who Needs Originality When You Can Copy and Paste?
In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world absolutely gobsmacked, Google has announced the addition of a 'Canvas' feature to its Gemini chatbot. This innovative feature, which b...
Google's Chirp 3: Now Your AI Can Mispronounce Your Name in HD
In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for, Google has decided to unleash its latest voice model, Chirp 3, onto the unsuspecting masses via its Vertex AI platform. This new feature promises to ...
Google's UK AI Expansion: Now with Extra Tea and Crumpets
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google has decided that the UK is the next frontier for its AI ambitions. Because if there's one thing that screams 'cutting-edge technology,' it's a count...
Google to Replace Google Assistant with Gemini: Because What's in a Name?
In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and the alphabet soup community absolutely thrilled, Google announced that it will be replacing Google Assistant with something called
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