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Grok Now Remembers Your Deepest Secrets (And Will Probably Blackmail You Later)
In a groundbreaking move that's either incredibly convenient or deeply unsettling, Elon Musk's xAI has announced that its Grok chatbot will now feature a 'memory' function. That's right, folks—Grok...
Elon Musk Merges xAI and X: Because One Chaotic Empire Wasn't Enough
In a move that surprised absolutely no one (because let's face it, when has Elon Musk ever done anything predictable?), the tech mogul has decided to merge his AI startup, xAI, with his social medi...
Elon's AI Grok Gets Grilled: Ireland's Data Cops Investigate X's 'Creative' Use of Your Secrets
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe everyone), Ireland's Data Protection Commission (DPC) has decided to take a closer look at how X, Elon Musk's social med...
Grok It Till You Drop: X Users Mistake AI for a Walking Encyclopedia
In a world where Google is too mainstream and Wikipedia too wordy, X users have found their new guru in Grok, an AI so smart it probably dreams in binary. But wait, there's a twist! These users are...