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2025: The Year U.S. Semiconductors Decided to Throw a Drama-Filled Party

Dive into the hilariously chaotic world of the 2025 U.S. semiconductor market, where drama, shortages, and AI ambitions collide in the most absurd ways imaginable.

Google I/O 2025: Brace Yourselves for More AI That Pretends to Understand You

Get ready for Google I/O 2025, where AI updates you'll never use and Android features you can't disable take center stage. Satire at its finest.

Anthropic to Gov: 'Cool AI Chip Restrictions, But Can We Add Some RGB Lighting?'

Anthropic humorously suggests adding RGB lighting and 'No China' stickers to AI chips in response to U.S. export controls, because why not make the tech race flashier?

Google's Android News Now So Exciting It Needs Its Own Virtual Event (Because Who Watches I/O for Android?)

Google decides Android updates are too monumental for I/O, blesses us with a separate virtual event. Spoiler: It's probably more emojis.

Parallel Systems: Because Trains Need to Learn How to Drive Themselves Too

In a world where even toasters are getting smarter, it was only a matter of time before trains decided they wanted in on the autonomy action. Enter Parallel Systems, the brainchild...

Amazon Echo Decides Your Secrets Are Too Juicy to Stay Local, Sends Everything to the Cloud

In a groundbreaking move that redefines the concept of privacy, Amazon has announced that starting March 28, your Echo device will no longer keep your voice recordings to itself. That's right, folk...

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