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US Treasury Plays Detective: Is Benchmark's Love Affair with Chinese AI Startup Manus a Case of Forbidden Romance?
Temu's New 'Import Charges': Because Who Doesn't Love Paying More Than the Product's Worth?
AI Startup Manus Valued at $500M Because Why Not? Benchmark Throws Money at the Wall to See What Sticks
Roblox Dances Into Legal Trouble: TikTok Star Claims Virtual World Stole Her 'Apple' Moves
In a twist that no one saw coming, or maybe everyone did because let's face it, this is the internet, a TikTok star has decided to take Roblox to court over what she claims is the unauthori...
Shein and Temu Decide US Shoppers Need a 'Financial Workout' with New Price Hikes
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's been paying attention to the global economy, Shein and Temu have announced they're raising prices for their US customers. Why? Becaus...
TikTok Shop Invades Europe: Because What's More Viral Than Capitalism?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, TikTok has announced its plans to unleash TikTok Shop upon the unsuspecting citizens of France, Germany, and Italy. Because nothing says <...
OpenAI's $40B Party: SoftBank Leads the Charge While We Stick to Making AI Memes
In a world where the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to make ChatGPT generate a decent joke, OpenAI is out there playing Monopoly with real money. Yes, the AI overlords are at...
FuriosaAI to Meta: '$800M? That Won't Even Cover Our Coffee Budget!'
In a move that has left the tech world both baffled and mildly entertained, South Korean AI chip startup FuriosaAI has reportedly turned down an $810 million acquisition offer from...
Trump Family Considered Investing in Binance.US: Because Nothing Screws with Regulations Like a Trump
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the Trump family is reportedly eyeing an investment in Binance.US, according to a report that probably came from the same Wall Street Journal that once t...