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Instacart CEO Ditches Groceries for Robots: Fidji Simo Joins OpenAI to Teach AI How to Shop
Fidji Simo leaves Instacart to join OpenAI, proving that even CEOs prefer robots over grocery delivery dramas. Find out what this means for AI's future shopping habits.
Instacart Buys Wynshop: Because Grocers Clearly Need More Cloud in Their Lives
Instacart's latest acquisition proves that the future of grocery shopping is more cloud, more confusion, and definitely more bruised apples.