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2025: The Year U.S. Semiconductors Decided to Throw a Drama-Filled Party

Dive into the hilariously chaotic world of the 2025 U.S. semiconductor market, where drama, shortages, and AI ambitions collide in the most absurd ways imaginable.

Intel Capital's Midlife Crisis: From Chip Daddy to Startup Sugar Baby

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's ever witnessed a midlife crisis, Intel Capital has decided it's time to leave the nest, trade in its minivan for a Tesla, and start swiping right on s...

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