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SPACs Are Back (Because Apparently, We Forgot How Bad They Were)

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who hasn't been paying attention since 2021, Kodiak Robotics has decided to dust off the ol' SPAC playbook. That's right, folks – the S...

Startups Drown in Cash While Investors Pray for a Miracle in 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, startups have once again broken the bank in Q1, scooping up a cool $91.5 billion in venture capital funding. Accordi...

Cerebras Systems’ IPO: The Never-Ending Story of Silicon Valley’s Most Patient Chipmaker

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, everyone), Cerebras Systems has announced yet another delay in its IPO. This marks the 47th time the AI chipmaker h...

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