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Apr 30, 2025

JetBrains Unleashes Mellum: The AI That Codes While You Nap (And Maybe Takes Your Job)

JetBrains releases Mellum, an AI coding model that promises to write code while you sleep, reduce bugs, and possibly replace you. Developers react with a mix of awe and existential dread.

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