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Meta’s New AI: Because Who Needs Humans When You Have Algorithms?
Cluely: The AI That Promises to Make Cheating Great Again (Until It Gets You Fired)
OpenAI's New Social Media: Where Bots Post, Like, and Block Each Other
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI is reportedly developing its own social media platform, tentatively named Botter. Because what the world needs right now is another...
Meta's AI Now Officially Creeping Through Your EU Posts Like That One Friend Who Reads Your Diary
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Meta has announced its plans to train its AI models on public content in the EU. Because clearly, the best way to understand humanity is by sifting throu...
Meta's Llama Drama: When AI Releases Are as Exciting as Watching Paint Dry
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Meta decided to drop not one, not two, but three new AI models over the weekend. Because when you're losing relevance in the AI arms race, why not...
FuriosaAI to Meta: '$800M? That Won't Even Cover Our Coffee Budget!'
In a move that has left the tech world both baffled and mildly entertained, South Korean AI chip startup FuriosaAI has reportedly turned down an $810 million acquisition offer from...
Meta's Newest AI: Your Future Bestie or Just Another Creepy Commenter?
In a groundbreaking move that absolutely no one asked for, Meta has been spotted testing AI-generated comments on Instagram. Because, you know, what we really needed was more unsolicited opinions i...