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Venture Capitalists Speak in Tongues: A Divine Comedy of Mixed Signals
Welcome to Startups Weekly — the only newsletter that deciphers the enigmatic hieroglyphics of venture capital so you don't have to. Want this wisdom delivered directly to your cer...
Mercury's Valuation Soars to Interstellar Heights, Leaving Earthly Logic Behind
In a week where the laws of physics and finance were apparently suspended, Mercury decided that doubling its valuation wasn't enough—it had to more than double it, because why not?...