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Amazon Prime Day: The Sale That Promises to Empty Your Wallet Faster Than You Can Say 'Tariffs'
Amazon Prime Day is back, promising to make your summer unforgettable with deals so good, you'll forget about the impending tariff-induced price hikes. Shop 'til you drop (or until your credit card does).
Apr 4, 2025
Amazon’s New AI Agent: Because Who Needs Free Will When Shopping?
In a groundbreaking move that has left both consumers and their wallets trembling, Amazon has announced its latest innovation: Buy for Me, an AI shopping agent that essentially rem...
Amazon's New AI Feature: Because You Definitely Needed More Reasons to Spend Money
In a bold move that absolutely no one saw coming, Amazon has decided to double down on its mission to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Introducing "Interests", the...