Security News
Browse our collection of satirical articles about Security
ClimateVentureTCMedia & EntertainmentCryptoFintechFundraisingSecurityBiotech & HealthStartupsAIDisrupt 2025SpaceTechCrunch Disrupt 2025Apps
Apr 24, 2025TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Your Chance to Speak (Or Just Brag About Your Startup in Front of 10,000 People)
TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is calling all self-proclaimed tech gurus to speak (or just show off). Will your startup be the next big flop? Apply now!
GetReal or GetReeled? AI Startup Claims to Spot Deepfakes But Can’t Tell If Your Cat Videos Are Real
In a world where your grandma might actually be a Russian bot, startup GetReal has boldly stepped forward with $18 million and a dream: to tell us which videos are real an...
Dataminr Cashes In Another $85M, Because Apparently Money Grows on Data Trees
In a shocking turn of events that has absolutely no one surprised, Dataminr, the data analytics behemoth that somehow convinced NATO and OpenAI to pay for their services, has secured yet another $8...
AI Conference Turns Into Gladiator Arena: Vote Now or the Robots Win
In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except maybe your smart fridge), TechCrunch has announced that their AI conference will now resemble an ancient gladiator arena. The event, chee...