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Apr 7, 2025

Shopify CEO Mandates AI Over Humans: 'Because Robots Don't Need Coffee Breaks'

In a move that has left employees and office coffee machines equally devastated, Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke has issued a groundbreaking memo: 'Why hire humans when AI doesn't take lunch breaks?...

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Mar 19, 2025

Shopify Jumps Ship: Trading NYSE Glam for Nasdaq's Neon Lights

In a move that has left Wall Street's old guard clutching their pearls and monocles, Shopify, the Canadian e-commerce darling, has decided to take its Class A shares on a little field trip from the...

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