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Roblox Dances Into Legal Trouble: TikTok Star Claims Virtual World Stole Her 'Apple' Moves
In a twist that no one saw coming, or maybe everyone did because let's face it, this is the internet, a TikTok star has decided to take Roblox to court over what she claims is the unauthori...
ChatGPT Now Playing Detective: Reverse Location Search Turns Everyone Into Sherlock Holmes
In a world where privacy is as dead as the dial-up internet, ChatGPT has decided to spice things up by turning every user into a wannabe Sherlock Holmes. The latest viral trend? Using AI to perform...
OpenAI's New Social Media: Where Bots Post, Like, and Block Each Other
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI is reportedly developing its own social media platform, tentatively named Botter. Because what the world needs right now is another...
Elon Musk Merges xAI and X: Because One Chaotic Empire Wasn't Enough
In a move that surprised absolutely no one (because let's face it, when has Elon Musk ever done anything predictable?), the tech mogul has decided to merge his AI startup, xAI, with his social medi...
Elon's AI Grok Gets Grilled: Ireland's Data Cops Investigate X's 'Creative' Use of Your Secrets
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe everyone), Ireland's Data Protection Commission (DPC) has decided to take a closer look at how X, Elon Musk's social med...
Studio Ghibli Fans Desperately Await Hayao Miyazaki's AI Rant That May Never Come
In a world where AI-generated content is becoming as common as Starbucks on every corner, the internet held its breath for Studio Ghibli's legendary Hayao Miyazaki to unleash a rant against OpenAI'...
TikTok Shop Invades Europe: Because What's More Viral Than Capitalism?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, TikTok has announced its plans to unleash TikTok Shop upon the unsuspecting citizens of France, Germany, and Italy. Because nothing says <...
Meta's Newest AI: Your Future Bestie or Just Another Creepy Commenter?
In a groundbreaking move that absolutely no one asked for, Meta has been spotted testing AI-generated comments on Instagram. Because, you know, what we really needed was more unsolicited opinions i...
T-Shirt Tycoons: How Bluesky Outfits Outdid Zuckerberg in the Fashion of Mockery
In a world where tech moguls are usually seen in hoodies and jeans, Bluesky has taken the high road—or perhaps the cheeky back alley—by turning a simple T-shirt into a lucrative empire of mockery. ...
Elon Musk’s X: The $44 Billion Dollar Yo-Yo
In a shocking turn of events that has left financial analysts and casual observers alike scratching their heads, Elon Musk's social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter, for those who are st...