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May 3, 2025
Temu Throws in the Towel: U.S. Tariffs Turn Chinese Bargains into Priceless Artifacts
Temu's departure from the U.S. market leaves a void in the hearts of bargain lovers and a surplus of green-wristed watch enthusiasts. Discover how tariffs are reshaping the landscape of questionable online shopping.
Amazon Prime Day: The Sale That Promises to Empty Your Wallet Faster Than You Can Say 'Tariffs'
Amazon Prime Day is back, promising to make your summer unforgettable with deals so good, you'll forget about the impending tariff-induced price hikes. Shop 'til you drop (or until your credit card does).
Temu's New 'Import Charges': Because Who Doesn't Love Paying More Than the Product's Worth?
Temu's new import charges are so high, they make the products look cheap. Discover how you can now pay more for less in this satirical take on Trump's tariffs.
Shein and Temu Decide US Shoppers Need a 'Financial Workout' with New Price Hikes
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's been paying attention to the global economy, Shein and Temu have announced they're raising prices for their US customers. Why? Becaus...
Meta's Llama Drama: When AI Releases Are as Exciting as Watching Paint Dry
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Meta decided to drop not one, not two, but three new AI models over the weekend. Because when you're losing relevance in the AI arms race, why not...