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Venture Capitalists Speak in Tongues: A Divine Comedy of Mixed Signals

Welcome to Startups Weekly — the only newsletter that deciphers the enigmatic hieroglyphics of venture capital so you don't have to. Want this wisdom delivered directly to your cer...

Startups Weekly: The Blockbuster Nobody Asked For - Rippling's Espionage Saga

Welcome to Startups Weekly, the only newsletter that promises to deliver less news and more drama than your average soap opera. This week, we're diving into the thrilling ...

Mercury's Valuation Soars to Interstellar Heights, Leaving Earthly Logic Behind

In a week where the laws of physics and finance were apparently suspended, Mercury decided that doubling its valuation wasn't enough—it had to more than double it, because why not?...

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