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Waymo's New AI: Watching You Pick Your Nose to Teach Robots How to Live

In a groundbreaking move that straddles the line between innovation and invasion, Waymo has announced plans to use footage from their robotaxis' interior cameras to train generative AI models. That...

Waymo's New AI: Now Watching You Pick Your Nose AND Sell You Ads About It

In a move that surprises absolutely no one who's been paying attention to the dystopian trajectory of tech, Waymo has decided that its robotaxis aren't just for ferrying you from point A to point B...

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